My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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