i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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