you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
we should paint friendship bongs
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