So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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