did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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