I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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