its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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