that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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