Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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