No more Irish car bombs ever.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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