Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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