So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
