Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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