quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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