I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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