scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I need a hoe opinion
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