I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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