i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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