This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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