I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I love having hate sex.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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