i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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