I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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