It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
