Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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