This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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