Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Randomize
