I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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