No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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