I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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