I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
