i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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