oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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