As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Sorry about my life...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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