a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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