I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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