TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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