i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
jump out the window naked night went bad
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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