Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
wow bdsm is so cute
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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