The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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