We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Randomize
