I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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