i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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