i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I could fuck to npr.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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