you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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