Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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