And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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