if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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