ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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