Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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