yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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