i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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