they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
be right there i have to get my cape
What happened to fro yo and sex?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
try to milk me bitch
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