so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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